When Milton Eugene Milktoast (our Hero) begins teaching at a new school, he has no idea of the trouble he is about to encounter. On his first day, a parent, Mrs. Barker, tries to seduce him, he discovers her two children (and his students) are criminals, and the superintendent, Ms. Lucrecia Lactose, harasses him. However, when Angela Ray Barty (our Heroine) stumbles into his classroom, he knows he has met his one true love. Along the way, they must fend off The Masked Pimento (our Villain) and her desire to seize the school's land and turn it into a railway for personal profit. Will they foil her dastardly plan or will the school be torn apart? And why are Ms. Lactose and The Masked Pimento never seen together? All will be answered...we hope!
Then following intermission enjoy our Guilty Pleasures Musical Comedy Revue featuring songs by The B-52's, Rick Astley, The Weather Girls, Deee-Lite, and more.
Rated PG-13 for some innuendo